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Compassionate Thickburger

Hardee's marketing efforts lately have focused on their Thickburger menu, which includes such items as the Western Bacon Thickburger and Low Carb Thickburger. However, the campaign is slowing and they need an infusion of creative. Please contribute your suggestions for new Thickburgers. Ideas include:

Swift Boat Thickburger
The War Against Terror Thickburger
Alternative Lifestyles Thickburger
Lance Armstrong's Triumph Over Cancer Thickburger
Alan Thickeburger