Irreconcizzable Diffizzles

snoop dog

According to the Washington Post, Snoop Dogg is getting a divizzle. For those of you who modeled your romantic lives after the example set by Snoop (I’m going to be like a real journalist here and say “born Calvin Broadus”) and Shante, this must come as a shock. I wonder if Shante will get to keep the house profiled on MTV Cribs. I continue to watch that show in the vain hope of seeing something as rewarding as Snoop walking into the dining room and announcing, “This is where we get our eat on at.”

IQuizzle Tizzle:

Snoop Dogg and Shante have three children: Cordell, Corde and Cori. If they were to have another child, what would his or her name be?

a) Corill
b) Cordeli
c) Cardillo
d) Cov
e) Co

Comments

[Adda]

Dor-cqué

[greta]

ms. canadian and i watched a "cribs" for k-c and jojo or whatever, where one of them sat on the windowsill and said "this is my favorite part of the house 'cause i can see people when they're comin'." and i can never forget that.

[pbbbbb]

Man, I'm gettin' old. I remember when MTV (Music Television) showed music videos. I think I've seen, like, 3 minutes of Cribs, once. Some guy with a recording studio, a night club, and a sex club (that is what shag carpet on the walls is for, right?) in his house.

I did see the tail end of Pimp My Ride a few days ago, though. They turned a tired Baja Buggy into, uh, an awake-looking Baja Buggy. They sure talk different from Paul Sr. & Paulie.

The VW fans seem pretty sure their changes will break the bug, too.

[Jerry]

f) Ringo.

I would think that the guy with the sex club in his house would run afoul of all sorts of zoning ordinances. Unless he's in Tampa, Fla. Then it would probably be okay.

[rebecca]

For a girl: Corduroy
For a boy: Corkscrew
For twins: Corn Flake and Corn Dogg

[eajbbf]

cornett?
corvette?
corvair?
corvallis?
corvoisseyae?

he was really cool in starsky & hutch, tho...

[beerzie boy]

co-pay

[Adda]

Do I look fat in this suit?